You know you are chamolinian if....

My nina, Janice Sablan, sent me these jokes that are just great. I want to share it with you. I hope you like it.

There was this Chamorro man lining up at an ATM. Henoticed the first man in line was Japanese. When theJapanese man put his credit card in the ATM, JapaneseYen came out. The Chamorro man was a bit confused.

The next man in line was a Pilipino, and when thePilipino man put his credit card In the ATM, pesosstarted to come out.

The Chamorro man was surprised and put his credit cardin the ATM to see what kind of currency would comeout...... Food Stamps started to come out!!************************************************************************

Jose was passing by Pedro's house and noticed thatPedro was on his boat in the front yard.Jose couldn't help but notice Pedro holding an oar andwas paddling like crazy.

"Primo, What are you doing,Lai?" said Jose.Pedro replied, "I'm trying to get to the other side."

At this, Jose got pissed off and yelled at Pedro "Youknow what, prim, you're the kind of people that'llembarrass the Chamorro race, coz if I knew how to swim, I'll go over there and slap your face!"

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Tun Jose still enjoyed chasing girls even when he gotto be 75. When his wife Tan Josepha was asked if she minded,she answered, "Ai, adai, why should I be upset? Evendogs chase cars, but they cannot drive."


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Kin comes home and hears hard breathing female noisesfrom inside the house; he walks inside to find hiswife on the floor of the living room, naked.

His wifeyells, "Ayuda yu, (help me), I am having a heartattack". Kin runs in the other room to call 911, when one ofhis kids ran up to him and says "Daddy, Daddy, thereis a naked man in the closet".

Kin opens the closet door and sees his friend, Juan.

He yells at Juan, "Lanya adai, Juan, my wife is havinga heart attack and here you are trying to scare thekids!!!"